10 REASONS WHY TO DATE PAINTBALLERS

01. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty!
02. We know how to listen to directions!
03. We at least have a 14 inch barrel!
04. We can fire off hundreds of rounds before getting tired!
05. We always wear protection!
06. We LOVE to be aggressive!
07. We like to push hard, but not hard enough to get hit!
08. We know what a shot in the face looks like!
09. We can bend in any way to get the job done!
10. We don't have to let the girls win!

"Paintballers do it 'till their balls burst"